Code of conduct XD

I would really appreciate it if we all could make an offer to avoid racism, sexist, and homophobic remarks. I can take a joke, but some things are offensive.

We're all adults here. Don't worry about it.

This should fit your needs: Super happy fun place for easily offended people!

In all seriousness, we never practice hate speech here. You'll hear a good natured ribbing because we have Asians, (half) Mexicans, and those damn Canadians but we are the more sensible half of the Internet. I'm afraid that if our banter is not to your liking then this isn't the place for you.

confused.nihilist wrote:This should fit your needs: Super happy fun place for easily offended people!

In all seriousness, we never practice hate speech here. You'll hear a good natured ribbing because we have Asians, (half) Mexicans, and those damn Canadians but we are the more sensible half of the Internet. I'm afraid that if our banter is not to your liking then this isn't the place for you.

Don't forget them pesky Texans and white people.

For you storm I will try.
Please don't take offense though. None of it is mean spirited. If you can't laugh at everything else, you can't laugh at yourself.
At least that is what I always say.

Confused... you misspelled natured... it should just be nature. BTW I am z grammar Nazi.

Like I said.. I can take a joke.. but bullying isn't cool. Yeeeaahh Canada!

Have you ever been asked the anal question?

androiddoll wrote:Have you ever been asked the anal question?

My question is.......... when you first had anal did you like it?
When you had it the 2nd time was it better?

I will try to answer that as politely as I can, Jackal.

I used to think anal sex was just for queers. Although I found that chinks' junk could barely be felt back there, there was still a slight tingling feeling after the act. Later I learned that you shouldn't dip it in the back, then the front (bacterial problems). Anywho, cream and pills solved that. So, that was when I was 16. A couple months after that, I got with this one wigga, and DAYAMN, kracka made me feel like lil bow wow. Gotta admit, after the first 2 painful minutes, you start likin it. Ever since then, I haven't taken it anywhere else. It definitely feels better as time goes by.

I could blackmail you so badly with this one.

n0mad wrote:I could blackmail you so badly with this one.

Give in the to the temptation Nomad!

Clothes Pin Jr wrote:

n0mad wrote:I could blackmail you so badly with this one.

Give in the to the temptation Nomad!

But, me love you long time? And, might I mention how handsome you're looking today? New haircut?

I've had better looking girls tell me so. Therefore, not one fuck is given about that compliment.

even tho she is offering you a back door fuk to care about it?

I've never experienced anal sex. I've only been one lesbian that was interested in fucking me in the ass. Too bad she was ugly. I've heard from men and women that anal sex gets better with more usage, and lube.

Storm wrote:I've never experienced anal sex. I've only been one lesbian that was interested in fucking me in the ass. Too bad she was ugly. I've heard from men and women that anal sex gets better with more usage, and lube.

poke 2 holes in a paper bag, and everything should be as right as rain with that lesbian friend of yours.

Its not often a woman pops out the paper bag jokes

that said - I hear it helps to draw a facsimile of a face on there. should suffice.

And the Monkeys.......Don't forget the Purple Monkeys........

halbridious wrote:Its not often a woman pops out the paper bag jokes

that said - I hear it helps to draw a facsimile of a face on there. should suffice.

Yeah, I could definitely lend her my old paper bag in case she stumbles across some other potentials who are... hard on the eyes.

purple monkeys? I dont think I have quite enough paper bags for this, myles.